Twelve days of Holly Xmas. On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me A brand new STD. On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me Two sagging boobs and a brand new STD On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me Three strap-ons dildos, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons dildos, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Eigth dunkey punches, Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Nine angry lesbos Eigth dunkey punches, Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the tenth day of christmas, my true love gave to me Ten cum stained carpets, Nine angry lesbos Eigth dunkey punches, Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven black bruises, Ten cum stained carpets, Nine angry lesbos Eigth dunkey punches, Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD. On the twelfth day of christmas, my true love sendt to me Twelve crusty tissues, Eleven black bruises, Ten cum stained carpets, Nine angry lesbos Eigth dunkey punches, Seven extra boyfriends, Six man gangbang, Five hemorrhoids! Four vodka shots, Three strap-ons, Two sagging boobs, And a brand new STD!