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Not the thing I do normally, but in the spirit of Yule, I made my sex crazed girlfriend a Christmas song. If no one else appreciates it, she does. You all know the twelve days of Christmas. Good.
This should really be sung or made into a song, as no way am I singing - and you should be happy about that. Oh, and this really is no family zone. If you read this, you relinquish your right to talk to me about it.
Anyway, this is the full song written out. Here are the first two.
On the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A brand new STD.
On the second day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two sagging boobs
and a brand new STD
yes.
