It was many years since I first said that I was in no way a genuine representative of my country, but as some know, this claim is simply a manifestation of deceit.
Whereas Norwegians preferred Lotto to Eurovision, I still have the clip of the Russian song playing here. I'd say
it's quite funky, but don't take my word for it; it might just be the case that the
aesthetic nature of the clip has me biased.
I probably wouldn't be watching Eurovision either if it wasn't for the fact that over here, some drunken radio host cynically mocks every dubious detail in the background. It's certainly an easy target, but it still alleviates the mental agony inflicted by the huge portion of the performers who blatantly advertise the fact that they ticked neither M nor F in the gender box.
While watching this glorious combination of fair voting and good taste, I inadvertently used the word 'we' as a mathematician often does, to refer to the best entry the inhabitants of this country were capable of producing - the one which barely eluded the last place. This Freudian slip did of course not go unnoticed. It's an odd thing to do, to deny a denizen's wish to share your pain for the country's own inadequacy. Regardless, the gesture indicates that people still remember that I'm not supposed to be here. I was careless. Even in term one they uncovered just how diplomatic my mission in the UK really was, but luckily, with the devices that came with the job, my identity should still be secure.
I was, however, required to modify my character sheet slightly lest these memories were to reemerge from their dormant state. My new story is that I was unofficially extradited by the government last year for excessive piracy, libel, manslaughter, and illegal laundering.
I put libel in there to make me seem more fearsome.
not using real quarters had dire repercussions 
It's been a while since this has been on anyone's lips, but here you go. A project involving the ancient demos on my counterstrike 1.1 bunnyjump site cluxjumps, is in its finishing stages.
Some students made this clever film about G103, which is the UCAS code for the four year maths course. The metaphors they employ are pretty accurate, so it's worth taking a look if you want to know anything about the life around the math deparment.
