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Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
Bagdikian's Observation

Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Norman Ford

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
Abraham Maslow

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Russell Baker

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Bill Watterson