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/. Perlan
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| Sat, 3. January, 2009 - 03:24 | by
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 | The pearl of Reykjavik - with the intuitive translation above - was our last scheduled event. A rotating restaurant at the top of Reykjavik. We hoped our visit would time in perfectly with the ongoing financial crisis to alleviate the damage to our wallets, but alas. Also, we booked unaware that it was a buffet. They were nice enough to omit this fact.
Still, it was great place, they knew their food, and I got lucky later. It all worked out. | | Click here to view. |
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/. Seafood Cellar
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| Fri, 2. January, 2009 - 22:49 | by
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 | Posh fusion restaurant in Reykjavik. We were the cool kids taking photos with a tripod - thankfully just the gorilla pod one - in the middle of the restaurant when other people were eating. Hey, if you give us light this dimmed, do you want us to take dull flash photos of your food, or is it simply not much to look at? Thankfully, neither of those statements were true. | | Click here to view. |
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/. Blue Lagoon
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| Fri, 2. January, 2009 - 22:26 | by
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 | First pack of photos from Iceland. The one great tourist attraction, the Blue Lagoon. Smelled like eggs, and it was hailing, but it was amazing. For some bizarre reason we decided to take our camera into the water, as that kind of thing seemed normal for everyone there with or without camera protection. Maybe not the best idea, but hey, it was Iceland, people were having sex in there. What happens in Iceland stays in Iceland I guess. | | Click here to view. |
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/. Drayton Manor
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| Fri, 2. January, 2009 - 14:26 | by
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 | Have to try this a new way now. I have seen the light and can't return to single file uploading. Sorry, but it rocks.
These are from a Theme park we went to about a year ago. Found them sitting on my HD.
Edit: Hah. Also, I had to solve a Y2K9 bug. 2009 did not exist at clux.org until now | | Click here to view. |
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/. Two Minor Site Updates
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| Wed, 31. December, 2008 - 04:00 | by
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1. Useful category selection is now available through the new fashionable footer. However, most posts remain untagged for now.
2. The about section has been completely rewritten to suit my girlfriend's needs.
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/. In Your Face Norway
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| Sat, 27. December, 2008 - 15:29 | by
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First in Norway's skillpoints rankig in TMUF. Only took five stunt world records..
Now to continue coding.
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/. 12 Days of Christmas
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| Fri, 26. December, 2008 - 03:03 | by
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Not the thing I do normally, but in the spirit of Yule, I made my sex crazed girlfriend a Christmas song. If no one else appreciates it, she does. You all know the twelve days of Christmas. Good.
This should really be sung or made into a song, as no way am I singing - and you should be happy about that. Oh, and this really is no family zone. If you read this, you relinquish your right to talk to me about it.
Anyway, this is the full song written out. Here are the first two.
On the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A brand new STD.
On the second day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two sagging boobs
and a brand new STD
yes.
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/. New clux.org features!
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| Fri, 26. December, 2008 - 02:49 | by
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It's the present Eve, and yule tide is proceeding with the usual relaxation here at in the cave of schizoid that is our parents' basement; with web development and gaming. My site has received a minor administrative overhaul, but it's becoming apparent how slow my photo system actually is to use. Individual file uploading is messy, but the great interactivity of the albums was always a great argument for me to stick with it. Unfortunately, even that is now very similar to popular photo sites out there, so I tried a few of these. Flickr has a shit deal. 100MB free, then nothing. Max resolution not displayed on a free account. Picasa is good on the other hand; 1GB free space, amazing uploading program, and it's by google, so you can expect loads of amazing features like face recognition. This took almost no time and that's two years worth of photos from my archive. I might move on to that in the future, so tell me what you think.
As for the other site improvements, scripts that are probably only useful for me, but they are made public for your envy at the right bar there. Last.fm is charts page that uses custom themed charts (so it works best with the default dnd skin) and fetches my latest music information from my user account on the site with the same name. Yr weather is the relevant weather information for me, provided amazingly (almost in perfect php form) by yr.no. That is, the two cities i frequent Birmingham (close enough) and Arendal .
I tell you, I hope all the web editing I want to do is going to be this easy...
imagine having a crazy exhibitionist girlfriend who wants a site
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/. Ode to a Slut
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| Wed, 24. December, 2008 - 01:55 | by
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There once was a bad hungry glutton
She could never quite find her button,
But one day she squirmed
She felt something firm,
Now always she fucks with her bottom.
limericks: not suitable for school curriculum
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/. Perfectionism
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| Sun, 21. December, 2008 - 03:12 | by
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Let me just state the obvious. If you consider yourself a gamer, you have a reasonable degree of perfectionism in your spine. Or somewhere. TrackMania is a game worth perfecting (if you have only seen Stadium tournaments, wait till you see Bay ones), and the stunts gameplay mode, which is really a free styling side-quest of the main game, is as well, but it does not at all have the same level of amazement present in race mode. I have all the medals, 80k ladder points, and ranked fourth in Norway in skill points, but these are not reflections of stratospheric racing skill.
Stunts is my preoccupation at the moment as it is the part of the game that I can compete at a world level without a joystick. It might not be the most popular gametype, but three world records there have earned me enough skill points to get to fourth in Norway. Ladder points is achieved just by playing enough as on average I have only beat two thirds of my opponents online. Kaboom, the highest ranked race record holder by comparison, has a wins to losses ratio of twenty five to one.
The problem with race is that the skid system favours people who has the ability to partly hold left/right, i.e. not tapping your keyboard like an idiot three times per second to merely beat most people. If you still do, and think that eventually you will be amazing, you are wrong. If you are among that tiny percentage of players that are dedicated enough to generate this veneer of racing accomplishments that I have, get yourself an analog controller now and thank me later. I will at least get one soon. The day I see gamers do things that seem ridiculous and know that I won't be able to replicate it with enough practice is the day I consider myself too old to compete.
Also, no players are responding to my ingame boob page that is accessible for virtual money. I forgot that introverted nerds are either emotionally dulled or have no intention of wasting even virtual money on carnal pleasures. I don't like to say that I underestimated you gamers, but every flock has a retard sheep. I will find you.
recalcitrance is my name
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/. StuntB1: WR
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| Thu, 27. November, 2008 - 11:06 | by
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Another Trackmania post. But as long as things like this happens, they will continue. This is the obliterated scoreboard for StuntB1 after a ridiculous master aerial and master alley oop.
Now that is a skill points bonus. I would have gone straight onto that ladder below with just that. Download the score below if you would want to circumvent the 5 copper download thing or not have to wait until it pops up.
Edit: Updated photo with theme compatible one. Skill points have increased by 70k just for no reason.
StuntB1_clux(422).Replay.Gbx
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